Good Boy Gone Badlands

Fetch has never been so heartwarming—meet the “Good Boy Gone Badlands” sticker, where an adorably wide-eyed pup joyously tugs a femur out of what used to be Uncle Overdose, all while discarded syringes sparkle like chew toys in a puddle of bio-hazard marinara. Perfect for dog moms, doomscrollers, and anyone who thinks PetSmart should carry hazmat suits, this cheerful carnage decal reminds the world that recycling is real when Rover’s menu includes the neighbors. Slap it on your water bottle, toolbox, or the local dog-park bulletin board and watch the Karens clutch their pearls faster than you can say “Who’s a good little graverobber?”