New Bugs

Jump on the hottest wellness trend since dumpster-dove sushi with our “Them Bugs Are New” holographic masterpiece—because why microdose when you can mainline a technicolor butterfly straight off the food pyramid? Watch this neon zombie connoisseur chomp down like Gordon Ramsay on day-old glitter, all while rainbow text and sparkly stars scream, “Yes, Karen, it’s organic.” Stick it to your hydro flask, laptop, or that sad pantry of expired superfoods and let the world know you’ve upgraded from kale to kaleidoscopic entomophagy. After all, nothing says cutting-edge cuisine like devouring Mother Nature’s prettiest bugs before they hit the farmers market.