Description
Celebrate the American Dream in all its late-night, parking lot glory with this sticker of everyone’s favorite patriotic cart-pushing crackie. Nothing says “stars, stripes, and spiraling economy” quite like a shrieking, bargain-hunter zombie barreling toward you as you load your groceries and kids into the car.
Slap this on your laptop, water bottle, or the nearest condemned storefront and let the world know you’re done pretending the suburbs are fine—because why wave a flag when you can show off the whole unhinged parade? Grab yours now, before she boosts the cart and disappears into the night.
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